He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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