We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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