I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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