It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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