my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh god it's open bar.
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