Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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