Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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