No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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