these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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