I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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