I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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