The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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