just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
