i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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