the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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We were destined to go to rehab together
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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