guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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