Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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