You can't special order awesome
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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