It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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