That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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