i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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