Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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