I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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