Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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