he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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