we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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