Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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