I feel like abortions should bother me more
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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