It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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