singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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