Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Randomize
