I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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