If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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