4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I love how my cats smell like pot.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
