Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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