i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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