singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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