wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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