You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
God, you're like boner-b-gone
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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