Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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