About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
