i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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