Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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