She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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