Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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