I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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