So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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