So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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