i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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