she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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