That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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