He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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