ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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