Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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